August 2011
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Once I no longer work for a doctor, I am allowed to call him whatever I want when I see him around the hospital. This includes: Sunshine Sweetness Precious Grizzly Adams (He hadn’t shaved) Jerk It’s really a wonder that I manage to stay on everybody’s good side.
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More work conversations: Co-worker: I only like the little ones. I don’t like the big ones. Me: *blink* (Am OBVIOUSLY struggling not to say THATSWHATSHESAID) THIS? Is a conversation about paperclips.
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Mindfuck (A Haiku)
thehabitualwordsmith: If I could, I would Make deep, sweet love to your mind And eat your thoughts out. Oy! Jizz in my pants…
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I need to: Get up Get dressed Go baby clothes shopping Look for a tuxedo t-shirt. It’s for a VERY KLASSY bridal shower Go grocery shopping Go to my brother’s Sip and See (It’s a “She already had the baby” Shower THIS WAS A LAST MINUTE EVENT Go to my friend’s birthday/going away party for her daughter who is turning 18 and going away to college. What...
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Let's talk about how I win at Motherhood, shall... →
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