"Little Latin boy in drag, why are you crying?"
str8nochaser: eyan-j: thegoddamazon: bowtiesarecooltoo: Am I the only one on here that has seen and believes that To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar - is one of the greatest movies ever? Finally a goddamn NAME for the movie. I’ve been seeing GIFs all over but no one ever mentioned the name. Nah, I love that movie. best. movie. One of my faves.
Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing– Ron Swanson (via sirwhindleton)
The officer who runs the Air Force’s Sexual Assault Prevention and Response...– Air Force Officer Tasked With Preventing Sexual Assault Arrested For Sexual Battery | TPM LiveWire (via slackmistress)
So my husband says I park like an asshole →
This weekend, my cousin and I went shoe shopping (and prom dress shopping and to lunch) at the mall. One of the local-ish malls is kinda big. And always ridiculously crowded. And OF COURSE, even wh…
i never really liked my name much until i found out what it tastes like when you sigh it into my mouth
dollyfarton: ineedmasculism: lundsdotter: The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. I need masculism because I am afraid. you should be
if you think a child's worth is determined by...
dearestsprout: the90sfreak: you’re a cunt and you’ll probably always be one Can the church get a amen And also a hallelujah!
… … And?– African-American proverb 1.your statement is not an adequate or valid enough point/excuse thereby dismissed 2. a response indicating that your previous statement is missing crucial information (via blackproverbs)